King Scallops Shame-Detective Academy
The Shame Detective Unit teaches the fundamentals of investigating shame and collecting shame-evidence for the courts.
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1. Shame Investigation Methodologies
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Modules include:
Identifying shame vs guilt
Defining shame as a societal force that is concealed or hidden from others.
Recognise shame as a physical entity with moving properties.
Find answers to questions like: what does shame smell like? Is shame a liquid or a vapour?
2. Forensics & Laboratory tech
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Modules include:
How to cordon off an underwater crime scene area for investigation as well a basic crime photography.
How to take witness statements , victim statments
How to conduct ethical shame police interviews.
Testing for shame in the forenzic laboratory (limited availability due to lab backlogs).
3. Evidence Management
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Good practice - wearing gloves, labelling & bagging evidence appropriately, as well as good paperwork management.
How to build clearly labeled evidence and case files.
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